A competition!

After my last results post, I imagine hordes of donks flocking to the tables thinking "That's the worst donk off he's ever seen? I can beat that!" This evening we have a new front runner for my new competition: The Worst Donkey of the Month. And this one has an added bonus: Quad aces!!!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: HTML)

Button ($957.80)
SB ($402)
Hero ($494.50)
UTG ($368.50)
MP ($374.30)
CO ($519.23)

Preflop: Hero is BB with As, Ac. SB posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $4, 1 fold, CO raises to $8, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $6, Hero raises to $36, UTG folds, CO calls $32, SB calls $32.

Flop: ($124) 4h, Ad, Ah (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $40, SB folds, Hero calls $40.

Turn: ($204) 4s (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $60, Hero raises to $200, CO calls $140.

River: ($604) 7c (2 players)
Hero calls $490.50 (All-In), CO calls $214.50.

Final Pot: $1309

Hero has As Ac (four of a kind, aces).
CO has 5s 5h (two pair, aces and fives).

Outcome: Hero wins $1033.

My result for this evening (1700 hands) was $1040, so if he had made a runner runner royal flush, I would still have broken even. I guess I am just that good. Still in the red for March though, so chip is not off my shoulder.